A Writer’s Christmas List
Dear Santa,
I haven’t necessarily been a good person this year, but I promise, if you’ll just send me these things ( a writer care package, if you will) I will be much better. Come on, cut me some slack. I am a writer, after all.
- An editor
- A cover artist (or an unlimited supply of customizable covers. Up to you.)
- Alcohol
- Better plots
- Better characters
- Better writing skills
- More pens
- Lots of paper
- Lots of white out
- More pens
- Coffee
- More pens
- Pretty notebooks
- More pens
- Pretty things to put on my desk
- A desk to put my pretty things on
- $5,000,000 tax-free book deal
- Fame and fortune
- No writer’s block this year
Thank you, Santa. You’re a bro.
Sincerely,
A Writer
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